French Nap

What is a french nap you might ask? Well, well, well. Let me tell you about it. First you need to be still drunk from the night before, or at least really hung over. Then you need to get yourself a bottle of wine, preferably French, but anything with alcohol content will work. Then you need an amazing outfit that makes you feel like you are in the French countryside circa 1950. And last but not least you need some type of highly intelectual book to make you feel smart. If you are feeling really ambitious you can speak only with that french accent that you have been cultivating since you saw La Vie En Rose four years ago.

What this really is, is a way to make you feel better about drinking at 1:00 in the afternoon: